Weird gifts – Purchasing weird gifts are never easy. For this purpose, we’ve put in the hard work to find all the weird and unique gifts that will get approval from that friend, or neighbor who’s a little quirky. Sometimes, ordinary gifts just won’t be enough for some people. Perhaps they already have everything they desire, or perhaps they are just aren’t interested in another ordinary pair of socks. So make their wishes come by purchasing the weirdest and most bizarre gifts you can possibly find online.

Weirdos need gifts too, and this is the best place to find them. These odd and strange gifts will certainly satisfy the needs of the weird individual you’re shopping for. A great place to find that peculiar gifts that no one really needs, or asks for. We’ we made this extensive list of the funniest, most bizarre, and unusual gifts that you can actually buy online.

Eat a bag of dicks sticker

Eat a bag of dicks funny offensive sticker. This vulgar and rude Eat a bag of Dicks sticker is perfect for anybody with a vulgar sense of humor! Give this…

Urinal Shot Glasses

Drink from a urinal shot glass before you throw up in one! This funny gag gift will make your house party a memorable experience for your guests! Made with high-quality…

Topless Bikini

Topless Bikini is a great piece for almost any occasion. Whether it be at the beach, on a boat, walking down the street, or your BFF's bachelorette party, a protest, girl's…

No cunts allowed Sticker

No cunts allowed funny sticker. Self-explanatory. Decorate your laptops, water bottles, notebooks, and windows with this hilarious sticker. Keep those darn annoying cunts out of any location with this Caution…

For Rectal Use Only Stickers

For Rectal Use Only labels. You can place these funny stickers anywhere! Cheese graters, pencils, hot sauce bottles, pens, mouses, hand cream, drugs, controllers, etc. They’re small so they also…

Voodoo Doll Kit

This Voodoo Doll Kit comes with instructional Spell Cards and its own set of colorful straight pins to help get you started – it’s fun and easy. Stop leaving your…

Michael Jackson – marionette

The Michael Jackson – marionette was made and printed by using 3D technology. Michael Jackson is a marionette puppet with mobility and control at the professional level. Great for street…

Poop Knife Gag Gift

There’s probably someone in your life who has poops so big and hard that there’s just no way of getting them down the toilet without some sort of intervention. Poop Knife is…

Odd Flavored Soda

These unique gourmet beverages are crafted to taste exactly like popular foods such as bacon and sweet corn! This set of weird flavored sodas that'll certainly start conversations at the…

Chocolate Sardines

Fine chocolate doesn't have to be serious. These five milk chocolate sardines in a tin are made of the highest quality ingredients, but with an added element of fun. A…

Gothic Bat Ring

Gothic Bat Ring is a sturdy, well-built handmade ring. It may cling to some clothing, but meets the criteria of both spooky for bats and adorable for wee critter appeal.…

Stoners Rock Figurines

Stoners Rock Figurines are a fun novelty that is a great gift for someone who is tough to buy. They make perfect desk companions and bookshelf art. Stoners Rock Figurines…

Scary Momo Mask

Scary Momo Mask - Hallo, shall V play a game? These full head scary masks with the wig are ready for you. Featuring dim dark-colored hairpiece, tremendous eyes, a gigantic…

Cooking With Semen notebook

Cooking with Semen 50 delicious recipes: Hilarious, Inappropriate, and downright rude, this outrageous, novelty notebook is the perfect gift, guaranteed to raise eyebrows. Via Amazon

Organ transplants lunchbox

This cool and weird lunchbox is inspired by coolers used for organ transplants in the medical field and it is perfect for keeping youfood alive and having fun on the…

Mullet Socks

Mullet Socks - Display your redneck roots with flowing locks of curly hair cascading down the back of your white and red athletic socks. They’re cozy enough to wear anywhere…

Willy candle

Willy candle, Small and Big Willy great for birthday, stag and hen celebrations and why not as a Christmas gift, Very detailed candle. These funny candles are made with paraffin…

World’s Smallest Dancing Jesus

World's Smallest Dancing Jesus will show you the way. He might look like he's doing 'The Carlton' but Jesus has a whole host of signature moves that are now yours to master,…

Umbilical cord charging cable

Umbilical cord charging cable - The iphone cable constructed as an umbilical cord, which keeps moving while it's charging. The fleshy rope is durable and won't break or bunch like…

Middle Finger Candle Hand

This hip Purple Middle Finger Candle Hand is great for those days when you just feel like putting up your middle finger to the world... Make a brave statement in…

Star Wars Darth Vader Buddha

Some people like their Zen to have a little bit of a dark side, which makes this Star Wars Darth Vader Buddha ideal. 3D printed using PLA plastic, this excellent…

Can of Teeth

Behold on the hot new toy that’s scertain to be on every child’s Christmas list – a can of teeth! During opening up one of these flashy cans, your child…

Stink Bug Plushie

These cool little Stink Bugs won't harm your garden or the plants in your home. And of course, they are not stinky at all. These bugs are funny and cute…

Iron Man Arc Reactor Replica

Excellent replica based on the original arc reactor seen in Iron Man. Tony Stark build the first Arc Reactor to keep him alive and power his first suit in 'Iron…

Sexy Velma Figure

3d printed Sexy Velma Figure - That prankster ghost is trying to remove Velma's sweater! And the mean dog took her skirt! This figure is 3D printed using photopolymer resin…

Lizard latex Mask

Absolutely stunning Lizard latex Mask. You can use this mask to have fun with your friends at parties, Halloween, Christmas, comic conventions, or just as a fan to collect. Check…

Bomb-Shaped-Purse

Handmade latex and leather, bomb-Shaped-Purse. Finished with high-quality hardware, secret compartment-timer, riveted strap and banding, steel zipper, piping, and satin lining. Check it Out!

Stressticles

Stressticles - An adorable rubberized sack of balls to grab and manipulate to ease your anxious mind. And they’re therapeutic for both men and women! Crush the pain away. Check it Out!

Shrunken Head Replica

A shrunken head is a severed and specially prepared human head that is used for trophy, ritual, or trade purposes. Use this Jamaican Shrunken Head for rituals, imagery, graphics or…

Your face in a jar

Put your face inside a mason jar. This creepy piece of decoration makes it appear like your head has been severed and crammed into a mason jar. Scary, lab specimen…

Coffin Skeleton Candle

If you're looking for something a little scarier, this Coffin Skeleton Candle is an excellent candle for you! Don't tell any of your guests about the surprise waiting inside and…

Alien Mind Control Mask

The alien mind control mask is a amazing costume that looks like an alien has removed your head and replaced with a chair where he can sit and control your…

Severed Bloody Hand

The good old times when children wore innocent costumes on Halloween are long gone. Nowadays, when going to a party, you’d better be prepared for a heart attack! You can…

Metal wolf sculpture

Completely hand made metal wolf sculpture. One look at this ferocious metal wolf sculpture will have potential intruders thinking twice about entering your home. Made by hand from 20 gauge…

Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post

Kim Jong-un Cat Scratching Post is a unique product and the ultimate cat satirical statement. It has been carefully crafted to look exactly like the adored leader. So It makes…

Uncle Fester Lamp

Make your home a little more weird and spooky with this Uncle Fester lamp. This spectacular and eccentric Addams Family themed lamp depicts the beloved Uncle Fester as characterized by…

Tree Roots Ceiling Lamp

Illuminate your home with this marvelous tree roots ceiling lamp. This artwork features a wire design resembling an interconnected web of roots with light bulbs distributed all throughout the structure.…

Necronomicon Book Cover

Necronomicon Book Cover is sculpted by David Pirkle and cast in long-lasting latex rubber for that look that every necromancer loves! This cover will fit books measuring 10 inches tall…

Vent Dragons

Vent Dragons are constructed to hang on your wall. It does not need to be installed in a real heater duct. They come with a little remote control to light…

LED Eyelashes

 Wearing these LED Eyelashes might help you find your car keys in your bag while going home from the bar, in the darkness of the parking lot. Powered by a…

COVID – 19 plush

This lovely giant microbe is a great gift for someone you've been sorely missing during the lockdown. You won't be able to hug each for quite a while but they can give…

3D Printed Penis Turtles

These funny 3D printed penis turtles are perfect whether you’re decorating for a bachelorette party or just want to prank someone. These lovely little fellas are certain to add charm…

Steampunk Crab Locket

The rustic appeal in this silver crab locket is only matched by its creativeness and authenticity. It is a charming piece inspired by a nautical theme and featuring lots of…