Weird gifts – Purchasing weird gifts are never easy. For this purpose, we’ve put in the hard work to find all the weird and unique gifts that will get approval from that friend, or neighbor who’s a little quirky. Sometimes, ordinary gifts just won’t be enough for some people. Perhaps they already have everything they desire, or perhaps they are just aren’t interested in another ordinary pair of socks. So make their wishes come by purchasing the weirdest and most bizarre gifts you can possibly find online.

Weirdos need gifts too, and this is the best place to find them. These odd and strange gifts will certainly satisfy the needs of the weird individual you’re shopping for. A great place to find that peculiar gifts that no one really needs, or asks for. We’ we made this extensive list of the funniest, most bizarre, and unusual gifts that you can actually buy online.

Fake Baby Ultrasound Sonogram Prank

This genuine-looking ultrasound print has tricked many real doctors and people! Awesome prank to play on friends, family, or coworkers. You can provide the information for the customization - matching…

Money Soap

If you need a little more incentive to wash your hands then this funny Money Soap is the right product for you. It makes a great gift, awesome stuffer for…

UndeadTeds

What do you buy for a kid who already has nightmares? The answer is UndedTedd. UndeadTeds are normal teddy bears that have been torn apart and zombified (but they are…

Hidden Holy Bible Flask

This is a very uncommon stainless steel flask that can be concealed in a carry along with the bible. Now you can take a gulp of your favorite alcoholic drink…

Satanic Black Bunny Plushie

Satanic Black Bunny Plushie is fluffy and adorable and the perfect to cuddle with. Absolutely brilliant and huggable little bunny. Makes a great gift idea for someone who loves the…

Coca-Cola Clear

The Coca-Cola Clear is pretty much precisely what it sounds like: an absolutely clear Coca-Cola beverage! It's not just a visual change also the well-known caramel flavor is gone, replaced…

Scorpion Vodka

This vodka contains a farm-raised yellow scorpion soaked in pure vodka. You can also eat the scorpion after drinking the vodka - the scorpion has been specially bred and is…

Sheep Toilet Paper Holder

Stock up on toilet paper rolls with this Sheep Toilet Paper Holder. Looks awesome on your floor, or you can quickly hang it out of the way on your wall.…

Runny Nose Gel Dispenser

Add some style to your shower with the runny nose gel dispenser. Just squeeze the big nose, and gel oozes out of the right nostril. A gross but awesome gag…

BBQ Branding Iron

The only thing more enjoyable than meat is eating meat with your name charred into the side. This Barbecue Branding Iron is completely customizable and comes with 52 letters and…

Camouflage Toilet Paper

Great for the enthusiastic outdoorsman, this camouflage toilet paper is the only toilet paper that you'll never see coming. Each roll is printed with a green, black, and tan camo…

Creepy Crawling Hands

These creepy crawling hands will crawl around your home without any help. This is inspired by the monster hand from the awesome film series ‘Addams Family’. This creepy crawling hand…

Bear Paw Slippers

For the greatest comfort and unusual-looking feet get yourself a pair of Bear Slippers. Bears wear these in the cold mountains in the winter so they must be extremely warm.…

Placenta Recipes Book

Maybe you’re asking yourself how to eat your placenta and you want to make something delicious with all the placentas you’ve got out in the fridge. Twenty-Five Placenta Recipes book…

Retro Game Cartridge Flask

Amaze and impress all of your gamer friends with this cool retro game flask. This retro game flask can be hidden in plain view as it’s been designed t perfectly…

Cupcake Toothpaste

Do you take pleasure in cupcakes to the degree that you wish you could brush your teeth with them? If so, you assumably will have some health issues. But with…

LED Bike Balls

This awesome silicone bike light doesn't slightly increase your visibility at night, but will also make a proclamation of your masculinity. So let your balls hang loose - even though…

Pepperoni Pizza Bed Cover

If you're looking for an amusing, hip bed set that will showcase your unusual style and sense of humor, look no further! This pizza bed set is the perfect way…

Giant Octopus Kite

This foldable nylon kite aviates as elegant as a real octopus swimming in the water. Since it’s 15m long from head to tentacle tip, it looks amazing when viewed in…

Spreadable Gin

This spreadable gin comes with tonic and is jellified into the structure of marmalade, so you can spread it on toast, bread or anything you like. This item contains no…

Sexy Chest Tan Swimsuit

Are you still looking for the cool beach apparel? There's a new awesome swimsuit on the market that might just be ideal for your next vacation. One look at this…

Urchin Black Bean Bag

Get comfy with the Urchin Black Bean Bag. This oddly puffy spiked 27 x 49 inches seat cushion has jet black leather upholstery that is intelligently designed to offer the…

Gigantic Fist Drink Cooler

Are you ashamed of the appearance of your small and tiny hands? Does having delicate hands handicap your life and make it difficult to hold drinks in public? Well, then…

Wiener Face Masks

Surprise family or your friends and be the center of attention with this hilarious mack attached to your face! Very well made with very durable rubber, with a foam insert…

Shark in a bottle

The Sharks are elegantly preserved and wonderfully displayed in a glass jar with a white foam float (that can be detached) in a non-toxic blue solution. Makes an excellent, odd…

Brain Candle

This Brain candle makes a perfect Halloween decor. Fresh peach aroma. Great for Halloween parties, but also makes an awesome gift idea for brain surgeons or someone with an edgy…

U.S.S Enterprise Sushi Set

The U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Set is a full set of the sushi-ware build like the U.S.S. Enterprise from the original Star Trek TV series. The wooden base is really a…

Upskirt Umbrella

When you open up the umbrella and on the front, there is a moe anime idol. But you can also amuse yourself by looking up to view underneath her skirt!…

Toilet Mug

This hilarious toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of coffee, tea or some other hot beverage. This Toilet Mug makes a perfect and odd gag gift for any coffee…

Toxic Gases Caution Cone

The smell of someone's toilet manners can be just too much to handle. Warn you're friends and family early with the Toxic Gases Caution Cone! Leave outside the toilet door…

Beetlejuice Lamp

Wonderful and unique handmade lamp! Inspired by Beetlejuice of Tim Burton Guaranteed to get many compliments. Perfect for Tim Burton fans, for sure. Beetlejuice lamp is eccentric creations based on…

Edible Anus Chocolate

A beautifully presented box of anuses. The box contains six anus shaped chocolates made from delicious milk chocolate The brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, an arse-licker or…

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints are the regular breath mint with a taste of smoky bacon layered on top of a dollop of minty freshness. They're so great you'll want to share them…

Giant STD Plushies

A harmless way to give and receive syphilis, herpes or chlamydia. All the awesome people have them and now you can have them too. An extraordinary and unique gift idea,…

Shark heels

These shoes are exceptional. You have to get a pair of these shoes to experience them. So unique and unusual! Can’t say enough amazing things about these wonderful heels. Truly…

Bacon Vodka

An exceptional quality potato vodka with aromatic and tasty bacon flavor. It's clean, fresh, and awesome. From now on this is the only vodka you'll ever want to use to…

Offensive Balloons

These Offensive balloons are awesome, regular size, they are great for most occasions-probably not for funerals though. Perfect balloons if you want something different and unusual. A brutally honest substitute to…

Loo-uis Vuitton Toilet

With every inch is covered in Louis leather or gold paint, this toilet is unique, wonderful and unusual. Everything from the bowl to the tank is fully interlined in monogrammed…

Dehydrated Water

Just add water to this awesome and funny product and make thirst disappear. Any of your friends into camping, hiking or preparing for survival? They will laugh so hard when…

Gigantic Toblerone

Genuine cocoa butter mixed up with milk from the Swiss Alps, embellish with honey, almonds, and nougats. The Toblerone makes everybody mad and passionate about Swiss chocolate. With a weight…

Tooth Fairy Door

A miniature front door designed to let the Tooth Fairy visit your home with grace and ease. Add some magic to your Tooth Fairy visit with this charming tiny little…

Twerking Einstein Figurine

This twerking doll is a weird and odd mashup of science and pop culture,This is a figurine of Miley’s body with Einstein’s head. The figure features Einstein's head put onto…

The Llama Duster

This Pink Llama Duster is the awesome little friend to help you dust. Perfect as a li gift to help someone along with their housework or maybe you want to…

GoT Egg Holder

This GoT egg holder light up any cuisine and gives you an awesome stylish way to store your eggs. Save your fridge space and exhibit your egg's on any surface.…