Weird gifts – Purchasing weird gifts are never easy. For this purpose, we’ve put in the hard work to find all the weird and unique gifts that will get approval from that friend, or neighbor who’s a little quirky. Sometimes, ordinary gifts just won’t be enough for some people. Perhaps they already have everything they desire, or perhaps they are just aren’t interested in another ordinary pair of socks. So make their wishes come by purchasing the weirdest and most bizarre gifts you can possibly find online.

Weirdos need gifts too, and this is the best place to find them. These odd and strange gifts will certainly satisfy the needs of the weird individual you’re shopping for. A great place to find that peculiar gifts that no one really needs, or asks for. We’ we made this extensive list of the funniest, most bizarre, and unusual gifts that you can actually buy online.

Moto-Terminator

The Moto-Terminator is an autonomous weaponized motorcycle, designed to be robust yet agile. The futuristic motorcycle was imagined over the preexisting frame of a Ducati and still maintains the original…

Helicopter Bed

An ideal bed for any helicopter loving boy or girl, the custom helicopter bed is made from a sturdy steel support structure along with hand-sculpted high-density foam. On top of…

Yoda Plant

This lovely item is a Yoda style specimen of Digby Nevermoor's Bloomin' Horrors. The neck and head are poseable. Made from latex and polystyrene and has an overall height 25cm…

Giant Plush penis

Cuddle up with Giant Plush penis and let his massive girth cushion you. He’s the only d*ck you’ll ever be able to rely on, faithfully waiting in bed for you…

Eyeballs buttons

This amazing eyeballs are made from polymer clay, put on a metal shank blank, 1 inch in diameter. Weird and odd accessory for Halloween or everyday outfit, awesome gift for…

Grow A D*ck

All you have to do to bring your d*ck chilies to life is open the cube and pour a small amount of water on the pre-planted seeds. Put it in…

Jar of pickled boobs

These hilarious pickled boobs make the ideal gift for men or women, a great gift for those with a sense of humor. The high-quality glass jars are 3.5 inches tall…

Wine Condoms

Wine Condoms allows you to seal up nearly any opened bottle, creating a water-tight and air-tight seal that is completely reusable! There is no need to buy different bottle stoppers…

The Zombie Survival Guide

The Zombie Survival Guide is your key to survival against zombies who may be creeping up on you right now. Completely illustrated this book covers everything you need to know,…

Werewolf Dog Muzzle

You never have to be frightened to walk your dog at night again thanks to this intimidating werewolf muzzle. No matter how little or friendly your dog may be, no…

The UFO Cabin

The UFO Cabin is made for five people, two adults in a double bed and three children, with separate beds, toilets, and living area 30m² is all you need for…

Unicorn Tears Raspberry Gin

Enchanted raspberry gin liqueur from the tear of real unicorns. Extra pink and glittery for even more beautiful beverages. This awesome gin liqueur is erupting with the sweetness of raspberries,…

The Defibrillator Toaster

Nowadays, toasters are so boring and it’s about time that someone came up with a new take on the essential machine that heats up our bread every morning, Now you…

Black Toilet Paper

This very soft and absorbent black toilet paper is a cool accessory for your modern bathroom and would make a funkiest gift for anyone with an equal sense of both…

Nuts and bolts Soap gift box

This cool and funny Gift box with Bolt and Nut soaps is perfect for Father's Day, boys birthday favors, party favors, gamers, geeks & many more! Awesome gift idea! A…

Girlfriend Pillow

The single life is awesome, we’re not arguing. But, every now and then you just want a little cuddle (even though you’d never admit it to your friends). Too bad…

Handi Squirrel

Having a squirrel on the end of your arm is way more amusing, however much less practical, than your ordinary hand! This squirrel is ideal for climbing trees, burying food…

Plush Ganesh Soft Teddy

This cute plush model is Ganesh – the Remover of Obstacles. Designed with attention to detail and made with wonderfully plush material, Ganesh is in His usual meditative pose sitting…

Instant underpants

If you need underpants in a hurry just add water! These underpants are handily compressed into a compact pellet. Just dip them with water and they'll loosen up so that…

Unicorn skull

This cool unicorn skull is made of high-quality designer resin, hand painted and polished, it's an awesome conversation starter as well as a wonderful ice breaker for you and your…

Make It Rain Money Gun

This cool gun is ideal for distributing money, coupons, flyers, or business cards. Just lift the top lid open, place the money in the loading compartment, and pull the trigger.…

Liquid Ass

Liquid ASS is an unbearable, smelly, funny prank item. Once unleashed, this extra–concentrated liquid begins to evaporate filling the air with a disgusting butt–crack smell. Watching the facial expression of…

A Sack of Shit

It is not a bag full of real poop! But some pretty realistic miniature turds to freak out your family and friends. This sack of shit comes with a cool…

Zombie coffee mug

This unbelievable realistic dark green skin with human eye zombie coffee cup is a must-have item for Halloween and horror lovers. The details are amazing and it's very well made.…

Zombie Condom

Besides the smell of rotting corpses and the danger of a deadly virus, it's nice to know that tapping some hot zombie is possible with this Zombie Condom. If you're…

Pimple Popping Toy

This pimple popping toy is essentially a pimple popping simulator that lets you relive the magic of popping pimples all day long. The perfect gift for the pimple popping lover…

Invisible Bike

This peculiar and odd bike features a completely transparent frame except for the chain and bearings that generate the illusion you’re hovering. This is one of the coolest bikes you…

Iron Man Iron

This Iron Man Iron is a superhero-inspired iron. It's a wonderfully creative household item. For example with this iron, you might feel like a true badass doing housework chores. Like…

Bubble Fart Blower Toy

This fart bubble blowing toy is constructed with a moving arm that blows a soft blast of air out of an arsehole, to create fart bubbles! Whether you’re a real…

The Abyss coffee table

The brilliant and outstanding effect of the Abyss coffee table was achieved with sheets of wood and glass overlayed on top of each other, materializing the topography and the dramatic…

99 Ways To Open A Beer

When life is tough and you just want to stick your feet up and grab a cold beer. But what to do when you've got that frosty cold beer out…

Immortan Joe Mask

Disguise yourself into a ferocious post-apocalyptic gang leader using this awesome Mad Max Immortan Joe Mask. The mask is skillfully sculpted by hand – covering half your face – and…

Remote Control Flying Witch

The remote-controlled flying witch is a must-have for any Halloween lover This witch is made from 3D cardboard cutouts that fly awesomely in the sky to create the illusion of…

Black Like My Soul Coffee

Black Like My Soul coffee is a dark blend of Vietnamese robusta coffee with cocoa notes give it a lightly chocolatey aftertaste. Recommendation: drink it black, but we won’t tell…

Sure F*ck Cologne

Sure Fuck Cologne is a fresh and manly scent with a cool name, cause who doesn’t want a sure thing? If you having trouble finding the perfect gift for your…

Gentleman’s Ball Scratcher

Gentleman's Ball Scratcher is the best gift for any man who's ever found himself with an itch, and no privacy to give it a scratch. Vigorously presented in a discreet…

Scary Zombie Digital Mask

Completely transform yourself with this digital Scary Zombie mask. To accomplish this scary effect, you just download the free app to your smartphone, place the mobile device in the pocket in a…

Bacon Scented Gun Oil

Guns have only two major enemies; Rust and Liberals. This Bacon Scented Liberal Tears Gun Oil - protects against both of them. A great gun lubricant that will deliver excellent…

Silicone Foreskin Replacement

This silicone foreskin replacement is made from pure grade silicone. so each part is as fleshy and soft as the real deal and stretches to approximately three times their original…