Placenta Recipes Book

Maybe you’re asking yourself how to eat your placenta and you want to make something delicious with all the placentas you’ve got out in the fridge. Twenty-Five Placenta Recipes book…

Butt-Face Soap

Never again get the sides of your soap mixed up with this Butt and Face soap. Face printed on one side and butt printed on the other, so this one…

Slippers Shaped Pet Bed

Slippers Shaped Pet Bed - They rip, shred, chew, and crap in your shoes enough that you might as well just let them take nap in them. Well, now they…

Grass Flip Flops

Now you can get that grassy feeling under your feet with these Grass Flip Flops, made from a synthetic grass-like material, these will give you that exceptional feeling every time…

The Sergeant BBQ Apron

Get your grill on this summer with the manliest grill apron in the world. The Sergeant apron is provided with more pockets than you can handle making it easy to…

Retro Game Cartridge Flask

Amaze and impress all of your gamer friends with this cool retro game flask. This retro game flask can be hidden in plain view as it’s been designed t perfectly…

Stainless Steel Odor Absorber

It’s a stainless steel bar of soap that will remove the horrible smells. Perfect for cooks, chefs, fishermen, and basically, anyone that would like to be less smelly at the…

Zombie Bookends

You've always wanted to show your love of zombies around your home. There's something appealingly creepy about seeing a zombie staring at you from your bookshelf, and these zombie bookends…

Knuckle Pounder Meat Tenderizer

This meat tenderizer looks like and operates like brass knuckles, but instead of breaking jaws and heads, you use it to punch meat until it’s tenderized. Made of aluminum alloy,…

Ship In A Bottle Decanter

Bring some style and elegance to your home bar with this ship in a bottle of whiskey dispenser. It’s skillfully hand-blown from resistant, thick glass and comes with a ground…

Cupcake Toothpaste

Do you take pleasure in cupcakes to the degree that you wish you could brush your teeth with them? If so, you assumably will have some health issues. But with…

LED Bike Balls

This awesome silicone bike light doesn't slightly increase your visibility at night, but will also make a proclamation of your masculinity. So let your balls hang loose - even though…

Pepperoni Pizza Bed Cover

If you're looking for an amusing, hip bed set that will showcase your unusual style and sense of humor, look no further! This pizza bed set is the perfect way…

Giant Octopus Kite

This foldable nylon kite aviates as elegant as a real octopus swimming in the water. Since it’s 15m long from head to tentacle tip, it looks amazing when viewed in…

Non-Stick Multi-Sectional Skillet

Make yummy meals in a fraction of the time by cooking everything at once on the multi-sectional skillet. Made entirely from die-cast aluminum, it features a heavy gauge bottom for…

Spreadable Gin

This spreadable gin comes with tonic and is jellified into the structure of marmalade, so you can spread it on toast, bread or anything you like. This item contains no…

Sexy Chest Tan Swimsuit

Are you still looking for the cool beach apparel? There's a new awesome swimsuit on the market that might just be ideal for your next vacation. One look at this…

Urchin Black Bean Bag

Get comfy with the Urchin Black Bean Bag. This oddly puffy spiked 27 x 49 inches seat cushion has jet black leather upholstery that is intelligently designed to offer the…

Gigantic Fist Drink Cooler

Are you ashamed of the appearance of your small and tiny hands? Does having delicate hands handicap your life and make it difficult to hold drinks in public? Well, then…

Wiener Face Masks

Surprise family or your friends and be the center of attention with this hilarious mack attached to your face! Very well made with very durable rubber, with a foam insert…

Shark in a bottle

The Sharks are elegantly preserved and wonderfully displayed in a glass jar with a white foam float (that can be detached) in a non-toxic blue solution. Makes an excellent, odd…

Crab Multi-Tool

This Crab Multi-Tool just wants to lend a helping claw. Grip his durable shell to utilize any one of his helpful stainless steel limbs. Comes with mini scissors, a bottle…

Brain Candle

This Brain candle makes a perfect Halloween decor. Fresh peach aroma. Great for Halloween parties, but also makes an awesome gift idea for brain surgeons or someone with an edgy…

Pencil sharpener vegetable peeler

Pencil sharpener vegetable peeler - A cool new utensil has been invented to solve the tedious task of peeling vegetables. The time-saving invention could put an end to the annoying…

U.S.S Enterprise Sushi Set

The U.S.S. Enterprise Sushi Set is a full set of the sushi-ware build like the U.S.S. Enterprise from the original Star Trek TV series. The wooden base is really a…

Upskirt Umbrella

When you open up the umbrella and on the front, there is a moe anime idol. But you can also amuse yourself by looking up to view underneath her skirt!…

Toilet Mug

This hilarious toilet-shaped mug holds up to 12 -ounces of coffee, tea or some other hot beverage. This Toilet Mug makes a perfect and odd gag gift for any coffee…

Batman Mirror

The Batman Mirror is a must-have item for any Batcave. Perfect for grown-ups office or a child’s bedroom, this Batman Mirror will alter any room into their very own Batcave.Great…

Toxic Gases Caution Cone

The smell of someone's toilet manners can be just too much to handle. Warn you're friends and family early with the Toxic Gases Caution Cone! Leave outside the toilet door…

Beetlejuice Lamp

Wonderful and unique handmade lamp! Inspired by Beetlejuice of Tim Burton Guaranteed to get many compliments. Perfect for Tim Burton fans, for sure. Beetlejuice lamp is eccentric creations based on…

Edible Anus Chocolate

A beautifully presented box of anuses. The box contains six anus shaped chocolates made from delicious milk chocolate The brilliant gift for birthdays, Christmas, Anniversaries, Valentine's Day, an arse-licker or…

Tequila Flavored Lollipop

A Tequila flavored sugar-free lollipop, which contains a real edible worm! A yummy candy version of Mezcal with a worm in the bottom of the bottle! The worm inside the…

Bacon Mints

Bacon Mints are the regular breath mint with a taste of smoky bacon layered on top of a dollop of minty freshness. They're so great you'll want to share them…

The Steampunk Tesla Watch

The Steampunk Tesla watch is an analog chronometer wristwatch suitable for everyday wear. It comes with decorative winding wings that can be put in the leather strap, The numbers on…

Giant STD Plushies

A harmless way to give and receive syphilis, herpes or chlamydia. All the awesome people have them and now you can have them too. An extraordinary and unique gift idea,…

Shark heels

These shoes are exceptional. You have to get a pair of these shoes to experience them. So unique and unusual! Can’t say enough amazing things about these wonderful heels. Truly…

Bacon Vodka

An exceptional quality potato vodka with aromatic and tasty bacon flavor. It's clean, fresh, and awesome. From now on this is the only vodka you'll ever want to use to…

Offensive Balloons

These Offensive balloons are awesome, regular size, they are great for most occasions-probably not for funerals though. Perfect balloons if you want something different and unusual. A brutally honest substitute to…

It Ain’t Happening Socks

'It Ain't Happening' Socks are not only awesome and hilarious, but they are also practical After a hard day at work is there a delightful or satisfying feeling than taking…

Loo-uis Vuitton Toilet

With every inch is covered in Louis leather or gold paint, this toilet is unique, wonderful and unusual. Everything from the bowl to the tank is fully interlined in monogrammed…

Darth Vader Shower Head

Rule your shower with your Darth Vader shower head! It's an awesome way to turn your shower into your own empire. It has a rubber grip perfectly construct to reduce…

Dehydrated Water

Just add water to this awesome and funny product and make thirst disappear. Any of your friends into camping, hiking or preparing for survival? They will laugh so hard when…